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Please expect shipping delays due to the ongoing apocalypse.  Thank you for just a little patience.

About Us

T-shirts for The Apocalypse is the apparel brand of United Satire of America.  We proudly strive to bring you wearable satire for everyday life.

Whether you want to make a statement, but your stupid words are always getting in the way, or whether you just want to make people smile when out and about, T-shirts for The Apocalypse has got you covered – literally (HA!)

Our shirts (and hats) are conversation starters.  Of course, these may be conversations you did not want to have.  They might also be fight starters.  Use discretion when and where you wear.  Unless you’re bigger than everybody else.  In that case, you can pretty much wear whenever and wherever you may roam.  T-shirts for The Apocalypse is not responsible for your actions. : )